A friend told me Scott Adams has a blog now. It's not bad, worth a read.
He's got a great post about the legal system dealing with celebrity offenders.
Probably Guilty : Just give his money to the victim’s family.
Slight Chance He’s Guilty: Set him free to date women who have inexplicably bad judgment.
0% Guilty : Execute the prosecuting attorney
It’s the last one that’s the real money saver. Before long, you’d weed out the prosecutors who really shouldn’t be in those jobs wasting our tax dollars anyway. It’s not a crime to attempt sending obviously innocent people to jail, but it should be. My plan would right that wrong too.
Now we just need to execute the remaining attorneys. ha.. ha..