New MP3 players

Well, here is a new concept for an mp3 player:


Musical breast implants


A breast implant with an inbuilt mp3 player. You have to wonder who came up with that idea. Definitely someone whos got cyborg-lust.

Of course, once you have an mp3 playing boob, you'll want some additional features. Here are some we came up with:

• Upgrade to include video features, that way men will have a good excuse for staring. ("But honey, I'm watching the game!!!")
  
• Some sort of kinetic charging mechanism. ("Charge your player for a nickel ma'am?")
  

Obviously there are going to be a number of very humours issues, and I'd certainly love to see a woman pointing a remote control at her boobs, I think it would all be quite amusing... Wonder if it will sell..